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The Douchiest Phone Message In History - Listen to this guy leave a message for a girl he met for two minutes on the street.  She apparently gave him her business card and told him to call her.  So he did.  Keep listening.  It only gets more ridiculous.

I would normally call this out as fake but I guess this is a guy who calls himself Dimitri the Lover.  He’s kind of like a Canadian version of Frank T.J. Mackey.