March 2007
20 posts
Team America
Lisa: Promise me you'll never die.
Gary: You know I can't promise that.
Lisa: If you did that, I would make love to you right now.
Gary: I promise I'll never die.
“The executive branch is under no compulsion to testify to Congress, because...”
– White House Press Secretary Tony Snow, demonstrating his lack of constitutional knowledge.
“How do I act so well? What I do is: I pretend to be the person I am portraying...”
– Sir Ian McKellan on Extras
Arrested
Maebe: Do you guys know where I could get one of those gold T-shaped pendants?
Michael: That's a cross.
Maebe: Across from where?
“The opposite of labor is theft, not leisure.”
– Douglas Coupland
Burgundy
Ron: I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.
Veronica: Really.
Ron: People know me.
Veronica: Well, I'm very happy for you.
Ron: I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.
“Do you think it’s fine that a CD plays in all CD players but that an...”
– Meglena Kuneva, European Union Consumer Protection Commissioner
“It’s true that Barack Obama is on the move. I don’t know if...”
– Fox Chairman and CEO Roger Ailes
“Music expresses that which cannot be said and on which it is impossible to be...”
– Victor Hugo
Mitta Rogers' Neighborhood
Michael: This is the foreman, "Mitta Rogers."
Darryl: That's not my real name.
Michael: No, it's Darryl. Darryl is "Mitta Rogers."
Ryan: Darryl Rogers?
Darryl: No, Philbin, then Regis, then Reege, then Roger, then "Mitta Rogers."